Me The People Unabridged
Me The People Unabridged Kevin Bleyer AUDIO BOOK CD Quest Rewrite Constitution
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2012
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ME THE PEOPLE UNABRIDGED
An Emmy Award-winning writer for "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and co-author of "Earth: The Book" turns his formidable wit to the most ambitious literary project ever attempted by an individual: a complete rewrite of the United States Constitution.
The United States Constitution promised a More Perfect Union. It's a shame no one bothered to write a more perfect Constitution--one that didn't trigger more than two centuries of arguments about what the darn thing actually says. Until now. Perfection is at hand. A new, improved Constitution is here. And you are holding it. But first, some historical context: In the eighteenth century, a lawyer named James Madison gathered his friends in Philadelphia and, over four long months, wrote four short pages: the Constitution of the United States of America. Not bad. In the nineteenth century, a president named Abraham Lincoln freed an entire people from the flaws in that Constitution by signing the Emancipation Proclamation. Pretty impressive. And in the twentieth century, a doctor at the Bethesda Naval Hospital delivered a baby--but not just any baby. Because in the twenty-first century, that baby would become a man, that man would become a patriot, and that patriot would rescue a country . . . by single-handedly rewriting that Constitution. Why? We think of our Constitution as the painstakingly designed blueprint drawn up by, in Thomas Jefferson's words, an "assembly of demigods" who laid the foundation for the sturdiest republic ever created. The truth is, it was no blueprint at all but an Etch A Sketch, a haphazard series of blunders, shaken clean and redrawn countless times during a summer of petty debates, drunken ramblings, and desperate compromise--as much the product of an "assembly of demigods" as a confederacy of dunces. No wonder George Washington wished it "had been made more perfect." No wonder Benjamin Franklin stomached it only "with all its faults." The Constitution they wrote is a hot mess. For starters, it doesn't mention slavery, or democracy, or even Facebook; it plays favorites among the states; it has typos, smudges, and misspellings; and its Preamble, its most famous passage, was written by a man with a peg leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution hardly a leg to stand on. [Pause for laughter.] Now stop laughing. Because you hold in your hands no mere book, but the most important document of our time. Its creator, Daily Show writer Kevin Bleyer, paid every price, bore every burden, and saved every receipt in his quest to assure the salvation of our nation's founding charter. He flew to Greece, the birthplace of democracy. He bused to Philly, the home of independence. He went toe-to-toe (face-to-face) with Scalia. He added nightly confabs with James Madison to his daily consultations with Jon Stewart. He tracked down not one but two John Hancocks--to make his version twice as official. He even read the Constitution of the United States. So prepare yourselves, fellow patriots, for the most significant literary event of the twenty-first, twentieth, nineteenth, and latter part of the eighteenth centuries. Me the People won't just form a More Perfect Union. It will save America. Praise for Me the People "I would rather read a constitution written by Kevin Bleyer than by the sharpest minds in the country."-- Jon Stewart "Bleyer takes a red pencil to democracy's most hallowed laundry list. . . . Uproarious and fascinating." -- Reader's Digest "I knew James Madison. James Madison was a friend of mine. Mr. Bleyer, you are no James Madison. But you sure are a heck of a lot more fun."--Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Doris Kearns Goodwin , author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Team of Rivals From the Hardcover edition.
Product Identifiers
ISBN-10
0449009130
ISBN-13
9780449009130
Key Details
Author
Kevin Bleyer
Edition Description
Unabridged
Format
CD
Publication Date
2012-05-29
Language
English
Publisher
Random House Audio Publishing Group
Additional Details
Number of Volumes
10 vols.
Dimensions
Height
1.1 In.
Width
5.1 In.
Length
5.9 In.
Target Audience
Group
Trade
Classification Method
Dewey Decimal
342.7302/9
Dewey Edition
23
Contributors
Read by
Kevin Bleyer
Reviews
"I would rather read a constitution written by Kevin Bleyer than by the sharpest minds in the country."-- Jon Stewart "Bleyer takes a red pencil to democracy's most hallowed laundry list. . . . Uproarious and fascinating." -- Reader's Digest "I knew James Madison. James Madison was a friend of mine. Mr. Bleyer, you are no James Madison. But you sure are a heck of a lot more fun."--Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Doris Kearns Goodwin , author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Team of Rivals "Irresistible . . . an extraordinarily entertaining, enlightening and sometimes even wise combination of eye-opening scholarship about American constitutional history and rambunctious comedy." -- The Buffalo News "The Constitution has served us well for centuries. Thanks to Kevin Bleyer, those days are over."-- Stephen Colbert "Sharp and intensely witty . . . an endlessly enjoyable . . . experience."-- Publishers Weekly (starred review) "Two centuries from now, the finest robot documentarians from around the world will climb over one another to make the definitive film on the genesis of Kevin Bleyer's brilliant constitution. Which makes me glad I'm alive today."-- Ken Burns , human director of The Civil War, The Congress, and Prohibition "As far as I know, Kevin Bleyer is an American citizen. So why shouldn't he rewrite the Constitution? What do we want? A government controlled by elite, well educated wig-wearers who we all have to bow down to just because they are dead? So I say we give Bleyer a shot."-- John Hodgman , New York Times bestselling author and expert on all world knowledge "In Me the People, Kevin Bleyer makes a number of good points. And an even larger number of terrible ones. For the safety of the republic, we should all read this, to know what we're up against if a guy like Bleyer ever finds himself in a position of real influence."-- Dave Eggers From the Hardcover edition.
Advance praise for Me the People "I would rather read a constitution written by Kevin Bleyer than by the sharpest minds in the country."-Jon Stewart "Two centuries from now, the finest robot documentarians from around the world will climb over one another to make the definitive film on the genesis of Kevin Bleyer's brilliant constitution. Which makes me glad I'm alive today."-Ken Burns, human director of The Civil War, The Congress, and Prohibition "As far as I know, Kevin Bleyer is an American citizen. So why shouldn't he rewrite the Constitution? What do we want? A government controlled by elite, well educated wig-wearers who we all have to bow down to just because they are dead? So I say we give Bleyer a shot."-John Hodgman, New York Times bestselling author, expert on all world knowledge, and accidentally famous minor television personality "I knew James Madison. James Madison was a friend of mine. Mr. Bleyer, you are no James Madison. But you sure are a heck of a lot more fun."-Pulitzer Prizewinning historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Team of Rivals "The Constitution has served us well for centuries. Thanks to Kevin Bleyer, those days are over."-Stephen Colbert
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An Emmy Award-winning writer for "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and co-author of "Earth: The Book" turns his formidable wit to the most ambitious literary project ever attempted by an individual: a complete rewrite of the United States Constitution.
The United States Constitution promised a More Perfect Union. It's a shame no one bothered to write a more perfect Constitution--one that didn't trigger more than two centuries of arguments about what the darn thing actually says. Until now. Perfection is at hand. A new, improved Constitution is here. And you are holding it. But first, some historical context: In the eighteenth century, a lawyer named James Madison gathered his friends in Philadelphia and, over four long months, wrote four short pages: the Constitution of the United States of America. Not bad. In the nineteenth century, a president named Abraham Lincoln freed an entire people from the flaws in that Constitution by signing the Emancipation Proclamation. Pretty impressive. And in the twentieth century, a doctor at the Bethesda Naval Hospital delivered a baby--but not just any baby. Because in the twenty-first century, that baby would become a man, that man would become a patriot, and that patriot would rescue a country . . . by single-handedly rewriting that Constitution. Why? We think of our Constitution as the painstakingly designed blueprint drawn up by, in Thomas Jefferson's words, an "assembly of demigods" who laid the foundation for the sturdiest republic ever created. The truth is, it was no blueprint at all but an Etch A Sketch, a haphazard series of blunders, shaken clean and redrawn countless times during a summer of petty debates, drunken ramblings, and desperate compromise--as much the product of an "assembly of demigods" as a confederacy of dunces. No wonder George Washington wished it "had been made more perfect." No wonder Benjamin Franklin stomached it only "with all its faults." The Constitution they wrote is a hot mess. For starters, it doesn't mention slavery, or democracy, or even Facebook; it plays favorites among the states; it has typos, smudges, and misspellings; and its Preamble, its most famous passage, was written by a man with a peg leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution hardly a leg to stand on. [Pause for laughter.] Now stop laughing. Because you hold in your hands no mere book, but the most important document of our time. Its creator, Daily Show writer Kevin Bleyer, paid every price, bore every burden, and saved every receipt in his quest to assure the salvation of our nation's founding charter. He flew to Greece, the birthplace of democracy. He bused to Philly, the home of independence. He went toe-to-toe (face-to-face) with Scalia. He added nightly confabs with James Madison to his daily consultations with Jon Stewart. He tracked down not one but two John Hancocks--to make his version twice as official. He even read the Constitution of the United States. So prepare yourselves, fellow patriots, for the most significant literary event of the twenty-first, twentieth, nineteenth, and latter part of the eighteenth centuries. Me the People won't just form a More Perfect Union. It will save America. Praise for Me the People "I would rather read a constitution written by Kevin Bleyer than by the sharpest minds in the country."-- Jon Stewart "Bleyer takes a red pencil to democracy's most hallowed laundry list. . . . Uproarious and fascinating." -- Reader's Digest "I knew James Madison. James Madison was a friend of mine. Mr. Bleyer, you are no James Madison. But you sure are a heck of a lot more fun."--Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Doris Kearns Goodwin , author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Team of Rivals From the Hardcover edition.
Product Identifiers
ISBN-10
0449009130
ISBN-13
9780449009130
Key Details
Author
Kevin Bleyer
Edition Description
Unabridged
Format
CD
Publication Date
2012-05-29
Language
English
Publisher
Random House Audio Publishing Group
Additional Details
Number of Volumes
10 vols.
Dimensions
Height
1.1 In.
Width
5.1 In.
Length
5.9 In.
Target Audience
Group
Trade
Classification Method
Dewey Decimal
342.7302/9
Dewey Edition
23
Contributors
Read by
Kevin Bleyer
Reviews
"I would rather read a constitution written by Kevin Bleyer than by the sharpest minds in the country."-- Jon Stewart "Bleyer takes a red pencil to democracy's most hallowed laundry list. . . . Uproarious and fascinating." -- Reader's Digest "I knew James Madison. James Madison was a friend of mine. Mr. Bleyer, you are no James Madison. But you sure are a heck of a lot more fun."--Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Doris Kearns Goodwin , author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Team of Rivals "Irresistible . . . an extraordinarily entertaining, enlightening and sometimes even wise combination of eye-opening scholarship about American constitutional history and rambunctious comedy." -- The Buffalo News "The Constitution has served us well for centuries. Thanks to Kevin Bleyer, those days are over."-- Stephen Colbert "Sharp and intensely witty . . . an endlessly enjoyable . . . experience."-- Publishers Weekly (starred review) "Two centuries from now, the finest robot documentarians from around the world will climb over one another to make the definitive film on the genesis of Kevin Bleyer's brilliant constitution. Which makes me glad I'm alive today."-- Ken Burns , human director of The Civil War, The Congress, and Prohibition "As far as I know, Kevin Bleyer is an American citizen. So why shouldn't he rewrite the Constitution? What do we want? A government controlled by elite, well educated wig-wearers who we all have to bow down to just because they are dead? So I say we give Bleyer a shot."-- John Hodgman , New York Times bestselling author and expert on all world knowledge "In Me the People, Kevin Bleyer makes a number of good points. And an even larger number of terrible ones. For the safety of the republic, we should all read this, to know what we're up against if a guy like Bleyer ever finds himself in a position of real influence."-- Dave Eggers From the Hardcover edition.
Advance praise for Me the People "I would rather read a constitution written by Kevin Bleyer than by the sharpest minds in the country."-Jon Stewart "Two centuries from now, the finest robot documentarians from around the world will climb over one another to make the definitive film on the genesis of Kevin Bleyer's brilliant constitution. Which makes me glad I'm alive today."-Ken Burns, human director of The Civil War, The Congress, and Prohibition "As far as I know, Kevin Bleyer is an American citizen. So why shouldn't he rewrite the Constitution? What do we want? A government controlled by elite, well educated wig-wearers who we all have to bow down to just because they are dead? So I say we give Bleyer a shot."-John Hodgman, New York Times bestselling author, expert on all world knowledge, and accidentally famous minor television personality "I knew James Madison. James Madison was a friend of mine. Mr. Bleyer, you are no James Madison. But you sure are a heck of a lot more fun."-Pulitzer Prizewinning historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Team of Rivals "The Constitution has served us well for centuries. Thanks to Kevin Bleyer, those days are over."-Stephen Colbert
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All images/pictures are stock photos and are for reference only, mainly to show the type of game you will be getting. Please read "WHAT YOU GET" for what is included with the media. Screenshots may vary based on your own computer system, video card, monitor, etc.
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Computers are like people, each one is different. Unlike console games, a computer game may install and work flawlessly on one system but may need adjustments on another. This is due to a variety of factors, mainly the OS platform running, video card you have, drivers, protection software installed, etc. Many times manufacturers release updates to games to fix bugs and add enhancements. We would be happy to help get the game going on your computer, but ultimately compatibility issues are the responsibility of the buyer. We suggest going to Google and searching for the name of the game along with the words "system requirements" to determine if your system is suitable. Ultimately, we are not responsible for software compatibility problems or publisher's errors.
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